We the people are not lizards, contrary to popular belief, we're just friends with them.
We were founded back in the past, initially we focused on illuminating people's minds, now we just focus on world domination.
You are all peasants, inferior to us, easy to manipulate. :)
The Free Masons, every alien we've met except the ones mentioned in the "Our Enemies" section, Disney, ghosts, Linus Torvalds, the pope, Titanic Sinclair, Satan, and many more.
The Paid For Masons, aliens from Thalassa, Galatea, Callisto, Ceres, and Venus, Lisa Simpson, ghouls, Mt. Fuji, The Satanic Church, LonelyGirl15, Lucifer, and very little more.
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